Did We Miss The Boat?

There is a game today at 1237...that's all I'm gonna say.

So Stupid

Michel "The Croatian Sensation" and I left this game last night after the 8th inning when the score was 11-6 for Tampax Bay.

We dream of games like these...The only bright side to any of this is I'm not hungover today.

Parking Closer To The Mall

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Today is Chad Ciavarro's Birthday

He is 41. He is also trying to find a way to comeback and terrorize Toronto because when the Canucks were finished in the postseason the only thing left to do in Vancouver was Smelly and travel to Sweden and North Korea.

Amazing...the place is so great that when hockey season is over people feel the need to subject themselves to new and exotic experiences...or go to Sweden and North Korea.

Tark about ronrey!

If I can - despite my impending release date - find away to get this bag of wet hammers to Ontario by getting him loaded on some 'unique' flight manifest...I will. Chad's a good friend and plays a mean Civ 4. Happy Bday punk.

"I'm Not Bored Enough To Blog Anymore.."

Yeah that pretty much sums it up...I'm really busy.

Phil was spot on with his description of the short-lived euphoria that comes with Facebook. And after going to a few nerd blog parties with Raymi it'd be difficult to convince me that there is anyone interesting left to meet in bloggger dom....other than they all live in Vancouver.

Blogging has given me many things.

Guitar hero 2. The Jays and Leafs. The Guy from Night At The Roxbury that plays the workout nut. Hangovers. Detective investigations. Identity theft and harassment in the work place. Jeremy.

That's a lot of stuff that's hard to walk away from....

Can I Get A Witness?

Bad food, worse wine and poopy pants company.

What a way to spend a Saturday night.

Px took the hiatus from the blog too, but, showing all the conviction of Lindsay Lohan to getting on the wagon - has not deleted it.

Can anyone make an argument why to blog anymore if not for personal satisfaction. While there is no moral obligation to the odd stranger I sometimes feel responsible for letting my buds what's going on...or fundraising....

But if it's just to keep in touch isn't that why Alexandre Grahm Bell built msn and google chat?

Pretntious Bull Muffins

This weekend! Where will quasi-blog star and consummate coat-tail rider Agent- X be partying, living large and reveling in his fame?

WORK!!!

Not just any work...a ceremonial guest dinner!!! So it's not really work! It's non-public! SO HE HAS TO PAY 60$!!!

YEAH!!!!

60 buckaroos to party with past senior officers who are now most likely spending their days going poopy in their pants and being fed by girl scouts!!!

It's an all night affair that Agent-x wouldn't miss! Which he can't...because his loyalty would be in question if he didn't attend!

So while some of the "other-guys" do the same old same old of partying and hitting the hot spots...I'll be breaking trail and drinking bad wine and listening to Regimental March pasts and toasting the queen!

Which is great!

...cuz I'm Irish!!

In Case There Was Any Doubt

It wasn't always so stupid.

The primary reserves is frivolously spending money on hospitality to no truly purposeful end.

I am part of this problem - because I am just marking time until I leave for good in2 months.